Here's your sign

Those of you familiar with Bill Engvall will remember his stand up routine involving the phrase "Here's your sign" - given to stupid people who should know better. Here are some articles I found involving people who qualify for receiving "their sign":

Green Bay, Wis. - A 33-year-old mother stole her 15-yo daughter's identity. Why? She want to join the high school cheer-leading squad! To top it off, she wrote a check for $135 to the coach for her uniform and it bounced. Ironic, isn't it? Not only does she not get to cheer, but she is facing a felony count of identity theft and could face up to 6 years in prison!

Fresno, Calif. - A 22-year-old man was arrested after breaking into a farmhouse. Not that crazy a story. Wrong. Apparently the suspect woke up the residents of the house by rubbing spices on one person and whacking the other with a sausage. Who does that?? To top it off, they found the suspect hiding in the field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks.

Dallas, TX - A 7-11 was robbed by a man riding in a wheelchair. Yes, that's right - a wheelchair. The man entered the store, wheeled himself straight to the register and proceeded to hit it with a baseball bat. He didn't take any money. What? No money? That's right - he stole 10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink. Guess he wanted to keep his electrolytes up in order to use the condoms. They have no suspects at this time. How the heck did that man get away fast enough in a wheelchair to avoid being caught?!?

Last but not least - a photo of stupidity. This photo is of a 15-year-old who decided to take a nap on the back of one of his family's cows at a county fair in NY. Why in the world did he do that??

Any thoughts?

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Thanks for your visit to Dog Parks and leaving your kind comment! As a New Yorker from "upstate" I do have an idea about the last one. Cows are warm to sleep on and very soothing and gentle to sleep between. People have been doing this all over the world forever! May seem a bit strange, but the probabilities of that cow moving while he was asleep there are slim to none. Hope things are good down in your neck of the woods after the storm!

Happy wandering!

The Writer...and her dog, Bear