After two crazy weeks, Boy George was just found guilty of chaining a male escort to a wall -- nekkid -- and beating him. Now, George could face jail time for the hand-cuffing and attacking of a 29-year-old man-whore in the singer's London home last year. George tried to explain himself using several incredible defenses -- including the "I'm too fat and out of shape to beat up someone" excuse. Nothing flew with the judge though, and now he's totally screwed - but not the way he was looking to be. The question now is - will he receive jail time and if so, how long until he is someone's bitch?