* A South Korean woman has now taken the driving exam a record 771 times. The woman first took the exam in April 2005 and has taken the exam every day since and has managed to fail it every time. A passing score is 60% - the highest she has scored is 50%. More shocking is that she has spent 4 million won ($3000) in fees to take the exams! I think it's time she just invested in a lifetime bus pass - much cheaper.

* A Ph.D. student in England has lost a valued part of his doctoral research - 77lbs of lizard poop. Yes you read that correctly - he is mad as hell for the university for not respecting his crap. He had spent 7 years collecting the dung in the Philippines and it was to be studied for his dissertation. The university apologized and offered him $750 in compensation - he said he will see them in court because his poop is worth much more than that. I have to wonder - how do you put a price tag on poop?

* A man has been cited for public intoxication while riding a white horse during a snowstorm in the northern Wyoming town of Cody. Assistant Police Chief George Menig says officers noticed Daniels was intoxicated after they stopped him to explain that drivers were having difficulty spotting his slow-moving white horse. Now there is a horse with 2 asses.