Roll of the Dice

Well, it is time for the latest edition of Celebrity Apprentice. And just like last season, this season will be more about who can their friends to hand over the most cash and not about who actually is the best executive. When I saw the list of contestants over at Reality TV World, I thought this will be a mess. And I was right. I swear this show should be called Circus of the Irrelevant Stars.

Granted there are a few actual celebrities worth watching on the show : Scott Hamilton, Poker player Annie Duke, Clint Black and TLC group member Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins. Other than that, all I have to say is why????

The rest of the women are : plastic surgery poster grandma Joan Rivers, her annoying daughter Melissa, Deal or No Deal "model" Claudia Jordan, Khloe Kardashian who is famous for knowing a famous person and being in jail for like 10 minutes for DUI, golfer Natalie Gulbis (who I never even noticed in the 2 hour premiere) and Playboy playmate Brande Roderick (who cares??).

The men's team also features : former NFL player Hershel Walker (who has the personality of toast), TV host/actor Tom Green (who you never know which personality has control of that brain), Monster Garage's Jesse James (who declared him a celebrity?), Dennis Rodman (no comment needed), singer Brian McKnight (who seems to think all women in NYC want him) and has-been comedian Andrew Dice Clay.

How many of these people are even celebrities? Maybe Z-list, but certainly not A-list. I mean come on, Claudia Jordan? All she does is open a briefcase in a tight dress. I didn't even know who Jesse James was. And why are they subjecting us to Melissa Rivers and Dennis Rodman? There is a reason these people haven't been on television.

Not surprisingly, Andrew Dice Clay was the first person fired from the show. Hello - he couldn't even suck it up and bake some cupcakes for charity. Why go on a show like this if you really don't care enough about your charity to bake some cupcakes?? Can't wait to see which train wreck implodes next week.

My hope for the winner? Scott Hamilton, T-Boz and Annie Duke are my favorites!

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