Lately I have been seeing people I know getting awards on their blogs.
Where are mine??
I'm starting to feel like Susan Lucci here. Do I have to wait 17 years for my first one too?
I'm starting to think maybe I should go the Kathy Griffin-route to winning awards.
Yes .... I should just totally sell out and do anything and everything until I win one.
Grammy, Oscar, Razzie ... doesn't matter! They're all awards - I want my due!
Where are mine??
I'm starting to feel like Susan Lucci here. Do I have to wait 17 years for my first one too?
I'm starting to think maybe I should go the Kathy Griffin-route to winning awards.
Yes .... I should just totally sell out and do anything and everything until I win one.
Grammy, Oscar, Razzie ... doesn't matter! They're all awards - I want my due!
Maybe if I keep posting about it over and over someone will cave and give me one. I learned that from Ellen Degeneres. If she can snag the cover of O magazine by pestering Oprah Winfrey, surely I can get me something.
I don't need a trophy or anything. Just the ability to brag about getting an "award". You know, kind of like in A Christmas Story when the dad won that tacky leg lamp. If it's good enough for a fictional character, it's good enough for me.
I'll have to think more about ways to whore myself out until I win something.
To Be Continued ...
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