I've heard about people using hot sauce on their eggs and in tacos, but this is a new one for me.

Apparently, an inmate in an Ohio state prison was found with a bottle of hot sauce stuck in his rectum.

I will pause here because I know that you are picturing this.

At first, he said he was raped with it. Later, he admitted to pushing the bottle into himself as a sexual device. I know they get lonely in prison but that's a bit ridiculous.

Now the taxpayers of Ohio get to pay for the surgical removal of the hot sauce bottle.

I know there are crazy fetishes out there but if it can get stuck, just don't do it.