Sex Toy Injures Woman

Yes, you read that correctly.

A Maryland woman was airlifted to Prince George's County Hospital after her male partner attached a sex toy to a saber saw blade and then used the device on her. Naturally, the blade sawed through the plastic toy and injured the woman.


Like that couldn't have been predicted beforehand.

Next time, just make a sex tape or something safer than using power tools.

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OMG! What idiots! They qualify for a Darwin Award!