It's All About The Marinate

I know it has been awhile since I blogged about the stupid things that idiots do. Well, its time to start doing the posts again.

Let's meet 21-year-old Robert Jenkins of Canton, Ohio.

Apparently he caused a small disturbance at his neighborhood Walmart.

According to police, Jenkins was arrested after he walked up to the meat counter and starting aiming.

Ok, it wasn't a gun.

It was his penis.

That's right, he pissed all over $600 worth of steaks.

The police officer did not comment on whether or not alcohol or drugs were involved.

Come on. A sober person does not open fire on the meat counter at Walmart.

Glad I don't buy my meat at Walmart, that's for sure!

This entry was posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 and is filed under . You can leave a response and follow any responses to this entry through the Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom) .