To Blow or Not To Blow...

Sometimes, blowing your own horn is too much of a good thing. Glen Falls, NY police said an upstate New York driver who was stopped for blowing his vehicle's horn excessively was charged with driving while intoxicated.


Glens Falls police said Rodney Northey told them he was blowing his horn on a downtown street dotted with bars to let "people know he was in town."

Officers on duty noticed, pulled Northey over late Saturday and found his blood alcohol content was point-23 percent, nearly three times over the amount for legal intoxication.

Northey was charged with aggravated DWI, a misdemeanor, and ticketed for excessively blowing his horn.

Who knew you could get pulled over for blowing your horn?

From the World of Stupidity....


Landlord Uses Dead Cats to Push Tenants out....

NEW YORK - Tenants of a Brooklyn building said their landlord came up with a new idea for how to kick them out: Let the smell of the cats out of the bag. Dead cats, that is. The stench from the carcasses did catch the tenants' attention — but they stayed and sued.

One tenant, Daisy Terry, told a City Hall news conference on Sunday it was so bad she had to hold her nose coming down the stairs.

The building in Brooklyn's Bushwick neighborhood was purchased last year by a company listed in court papers as Heskel. A call to Heskel Properties in Manhattan was not immediately returned.

Terry said the landlord used the dead cats to try to push out rent-stabilized tenants.

Why the hell would someone think to do this in the first place???

Too Cute

Does it get much cuter than this?

Bottomless Donuts?

GatorNation Stunned

Looking at the menu of college football games this week, I bet no one thought that Ole Miss had a chance against Florida. Apparently, people were wrong. Ole Miss' defense stood up pretty well against the Florida offense and the Gator defense put up a pretty weak showing for most of the game. Just when you thought Florida had tied the game up, Ole Miss blocked an extra point attempt with 3 minutes left in the game. The end came when Tim Tebow came up short on 4th and 2 with yet another stop by the Rebels.


First USC goes down - now Florida - Could TCU knock off Oklahoma next?

Survivor Gabon Premieres

It's time for another group of idiots to play "camp" in an exotic location. Ya know, I used to be a real big fan of the show but over the previous few seasons I have found my desire to watch the show beginning to wane. They seem to care more about ratings and whom might fight with whom than to put people out there who might actually be able to handle the conditions. And why do they have to pick a flamboyant gay to represent the gay demographic every time?


First off, they had the "elderly" people begin choosing the tribes. Grandma -aka Gillian- decided to choose another "mom" who then chose "another mom" because "us moms need to stick together". Um, that won't help you win challenges idiots! Tonight's episode had two immunity challenges. Big surprise - the "mom" tribe lost both. Just when you thought Grandma was going to get voted out, a youngin' named Michelle made a wrong move - she whined, bitched, complained and whined some more. That earned her the first ticket home.

After the 2nd immunity challenge, Grandma decided she needed to somehow get the target off her head. Did it work? Nope. Grandma went home. She should have been the first person voted out - hell, she shouldn't have been there in the first place!

Here are Grandma and The Whiner

USC: Those Dam Beavers!


Oregon State had given up 81 points in two losses. Didn't look good for them with the #1 USC Trojans coming to play in Corvallis, OR. Well, the USC curse struck again and the Beavers beat USC 27-21. Thank you Beavers!

What does this mean for the rest of the best in college football? Click here.

Drag Queens Unplugged

For those Project Runway fans, you'll remember this "Drag Queen Challenge" from Season 5. Some of NYs most popular drag queens were used in this challenge including Miss Varla Jean Merman - one of my personal favorites! You have to love some of these Drag Queens' names... Annida Greenkard, Hedda Lettuce, Farrah Moans -- oh and remember, Drag queens without the drag is kind of scary --- here's a taste of the drag queens out of makeup!

Clay Aiken on Good Morning America

For those who missed it, here is Clay Aiken's interview with Diane Sawyer...

Another "Shocker" Confirmed

Lindsay Lohan finally admitted to being in a lesbian relationship with Samantha Ronson. Shocked? I know we all are! How could they think we didn't already know they're knocking boots?



Why did she choose to date THAT tho? Scaryyyyyyyy

Clay is Gay

It's official.... Clay Aiken has officially come out of the closet. Not that anyone is surprised!

NEKESA MUMBI MOODY
AP News

Sep 23, 2008 20:01 EST

Clay Aiken is finally confirming what many people already knew: He's gay. The cover of the latest People magazine shows Aiken holding his infant son, Parker Foster Aiken, with the headline: "Yes, I'm Gay." The cover also has the quote: "I cannot raise a child to lie or hide things."

The magazine has an interview with Aiken and confirmed that he was on the cover but refused to release the article to The Associated Press until Wednesday.

The baby's mother is Aiken's friend and record producer Jaymes Foster.

Aiken, who gained fame as the runner-up on "American Idol" in 2003, rarely addressed the frequent rumors about his sexuality. In an interview with The Associated Press two years ago, he said: "I don't really feel like I have anybody to answer to but myself and God and the people I love."

The multiplatinum singer recently released the CD "On My Way Here" and made his Broadway debut this spring in "Monty Python's Spamalot."

Josh Groban gives good Theme Song

Here's Josh Groban with one of the best moments from the Emmy's...


Nude Dog-walking

Tallahassee Police Taser Nude Man Walking Dog -

A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude was Tasered by police when he refused to follow an officer's commands. David McCranie of the Tallahassee Police Department said an officer on patrol spotted the man shortly after 8 p.m. Friday.

The man was asked what he was doing and told the officer, "Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog," McCranie said.

McCranie said using the Taser was the only way to subdue the man without having to hurt him. The man was then sent for mental-health evaluation and treatment.


Ok, I have to know -- Why in the world would "Allah" tell someone to watch a Bruce Willis movie??? Is that the only want to get people to watch Waterworld?? As for using the taser, they just didn't want to touch the guy I'm sure. Seems a bit excessive to use an instrument like that.

Editor's note: We know Bruce Willis was not in WaterWorld.

LSU Pulls it Out..Auburn Goes Limp


Just when it looked like it was certain that Auburn was going to end up with the win, LSU's freshman quarterback, Jarrett Lee, woke up. Coach Les Miles made a big mistake putting Lee in at the end of the first half just when Andrew Hatch was playing well and the mistake cost LSU.

LSU was down 14-3 at halftime! In the second half, LSU came out strong but before long Hatch was knocked out of the game with a mild concussion. Even the announcers groaned at the idea that Lee would be finishing out this game. What a difference halftime made! Lee came out and completed his first pass... and then his second... before long, LSU had scored a touchdown. The game was back and forth but LSU managed to pull out a 26-21 win in a hostile Auburn stadium. Considering Lee started out 0-5 passing and 0 yards of offense in the first half, he ended up with 11-22 passing and 182 yards in the 2nd half - that's an amazing turnaround. It was definitely a team effort as three different Tigers scored touchdowns but I'd give the game ball to Charles Scott who rushed for 132 yards against a stellar Auburn defense.

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

LSU-Auburn


Yes, Auburn Fans - You should be VERY scared!

Yummy

No words needed.

In Loving Memory

Our thoughts and prayers go to the Martin family. We will miss you Gaylon - you were always a friend when we needed one. Thank you for being you - right up until the end.

Here Kitty Kitty


I grew up the kid with allergies to everything - dogs, cats, dust, air, etc. So, having pets was out of the question since I had a hard enough time breathing without them around. In fact, the family joke was that when I moved out my parents would get the bulldog they'd always wanted. Of course, that wasn't a joke as they did just that. Just one of the many reasons I don't care for my mother very much - but that's a blog for another day. And yes, that is the same bulldog who just passed.

Well, as I've mentioned previously, we do have two dogs now - one golden and one golden/lab mix. Fortunately I have outgrown most allergies as I've gotten older. I'm curious if I still have an allergy to cats or not. I haven't really been a fan of them but I was watching Animal Planet the other day and they were talking about the over-population of cats and it got me thinking. My partner has wanted a cat for a long time and now I'm thinking it's time to try to have a kitten around. The plan is to "borrow" a cat from a friend to see how things go.

Never having had a cat I'm a bit nervous about it. Any thoughts?

Anyone Up For Some Wings?

Anyone up for some wings?

Why Why Why


When Judge Judy came on television, the show was applauded for revolutionizing the "court" television program. Since then, we've endured some pretty bad court shows. Every fall season there is at least five new "judges" debuting on television. I think we've finally hit rock bottom. The new show with "Judge Penny" is a joke. I caught a couple minutes of the show only because I didn't change the channel fast enough to avoid it altogether. Yes the show tackles some tough issues like domestic violence and child abuse. However - you would not know this woman was a judge if she didn't have the black robe on. She reminds me of the chick you see working the corner in the middle of Brooklyn. I know she overcame a lot to get to where she is but I have a hard time swallowing this show as believable.




This is a photo of the "cast" of the new talk show, "The Doctors". This might even be dumber than the court shows out this fall season. It's great that they created a show to be a forum to discuss medicine, disease, treatments, etc. BUT - I caught a tiny bit of this show (I threw up a little) and I'm sorry but the young guy on the right was a little too jazzed about a woman's illness. While their medical skills may be very good, these people have a lot to learn about hosting a talk show.

The scary thing is that the fall season has barely started. So far, not impressed! To think there is more scary bad programming still yet to come. Lord, help us!

Update : Judge Penny got cancelled very quickly!

Are you Patriotic?

I know not everyone stands for the national anthem or participates in the Pledge of Allegiance. Personally, I do care for the country I live in. Now, when someone is in a position of being a public figure, they need to make sure to be careful what they say and do in public view. The following video, featuring Josh Howard from the Dallas Mavericks, made me sick when I saw it today on ESPN.com.




You know, I often get nauseous at the idea of these athletes getting paid millions for playing a silly game - and then they think they can act like this just because they are "stars". I have news for them - if people didn't watch them or even like them, they wouldn't get paid the money they do. It's time for these over-paid, over-pampered children to grow up.

Trailer Park Gourmet

I found this today on youtube - I about pissed myself when I watched it. There is even a website and more videos made by this youtube star named Jolene Sugarbaker. She is the Martha Stewart of the Trailer Park culture. Enjoy!




The website can be found here.

Here's your sign

Those of you familiar with Bill Engvall will remember his stand up routine involving the phrase "Here's your sign" - given to stupid people who should know better. Here are some articles I found involving people who qualify for receiving "their sign":

Green Bay, Wis. - A 33-year-old mother stole her 15-yo daughter's identity. Why? She want to join the high school cheer-leading squad! To top it off, she wrote a check for $135 to the coach for her uniform and it bounced. Ironic, isn't it? Not only does she not get to cheer, but she is facing a felony count of identity theft and could face up to 6 years in prison!

Fresno, Calif. - A 22-year-old man was arrested after breaking into a farmhouse. Not that crazy a story. Wrong. Apparently the suspect woke up the residents of the house by rubbing spices on one person and whacking the other with a sausage. Who does that?? To top it off, they found the suspect hiding in the field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks.

Dallas, TX - A 7-11 was robbed by a man riding in a wheelchair. Yes, that's right - a wheelchair. The man entered the store, wheeled himself straight to the register and proceeded to hit it with a baseball bat. He didn't take any money. What? No money? That's right - he stole 10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink. Guess he wanted to keep his electrolytes up in order to use the condoms. They have no suspects at this time. How the heck did that man get away fast enough in a wheelchair to avoid being caught?!?

Last but not least - a photo of stupidity. This photo is of a 15-year-old who decided to take a nap on the back of one of his family's cows at a county fair in NY. Why in the world did he do that??


Any thoughts?

Man's Best Friend

I thought this was a great story. In Phoenix, AZ, a german shepherd named Buddy called 911 when his owner had a seizure in his home. The crazy thing is, this is the THIRD time Buddy has called 911 to save his owner's life. It's amazing what animals can be trained to do.

This is Buddy and his owner, Joe Stalnaker.


In Loving Memory

It's never good to have to report bad news - but it is now that I have to do so. Last night our family lost a loved member - our 7-year-old English Bulldog Seamus. Last week he began having seizures and last night, he passed away during the night while being cared for at the vet's office.

Can We Say Scary Monkee?

I just have to say ... this is a SCARY image. Why in the world would a 62-year old man go topless to do a concert? He may have been cute back in the day - but this is pushing it!


When Will People Learn?


This picture is of the road leading to Galveston, Tx. The crazy thing is, people STAYED to ride out Hurricane Ike. When will people learn that if you live on the Gulf coast and a hurricane is coming straight for your town - LEAVE. One person actually said he stayed behind so that he could surf the next day!

Thankfully - our family in Houston is ok. The crazy stat is that over 2 million people in Houston have no power - that's just in Houston!

There is hope in the christian world

I have never been ashamed of my faith in God. I have, however, been ashamed of people who belong to the Christian faith. As a gay christian, I have always had to hide my sexuality to others in the church. While browsing Perez Hilton's blog, I found an article about a major Christian recording artist coming out.

Most may not be familiar with Ray Boltz but he had 12 number 1 hits on the contemporary christian charts in the 80s and 90s - his biggest hit was "Thank You". It's reassuring to know there are others in the Christian family and that those of us hiding our sexuality in the church are not alone. Click here for the article about his coming out.

The Path

the path seemed clear
winding
winding
winding
twisting for eternity
avalanche

yearning for a detour
darkness engulfs the world
light fails to escape
the beast cries in victory

rain falls
thunder crashes
days pass
fear multiplies

stuck on the path
the traveler screams with fury
he falls to his knees
trying to hold on to hope

New Harry Potter Trailer!!

I know - I'm a geek! But I love Harry Potter!